Hot pocket.

I gave myself a hot pocket earlier. How so? Well, I had a battery in with some coins. The connection was made and the money heated up. Idiot.

Imagine....

Imagine Bruce Forsyth's skull on a turntable. Wig on...grinning...revolving. You're a sicko!

Bin and gone...

I wonder why that man who, it must be said, smells like a bin chose to sit next to me? I smell nice and he smells of bin juice and banana skins.

What's the time, Buzz?

I reckon that Lunar jetlag must have been a real bastard. It always seemed to be night time so when do you give in and go to bed?

Rocked around....

1 2 3 O'Clock, 4 O'Clock, rock. 5 6 7 O'Clock, 8 O'Clock, dinner. 9 10 11 O'Clock, 12 O'Clock, bed.


That's my day sorted.

Pudding?

Jam Roly Poly was named after it's creator, Roland Poland.

Coffee time........

Instant coffee...the drink that lasts for 0.00% of a second and occupies no cup. The perfect accompaniment to a delightful plate of impossible fancies. Brought to you by "Tangential Snax PLC" : Irritating the peckish since 1812.